Mario Balotelli Watch: Cristiano Ronaldo, Camouflaged Cars and Much More

As the week draws to a close, the sensibilities and rigor of a working week die with it—meaning that it's time for Mario Balotelli Watch to come out once more. One of the more ridiculous characters in world football, Balotelli can hardly go a single week without dominating headlines around the world for whatever reason, and so we've decided to couple them together in a single place for your enjoyment. Lionel Messi Watch? Cristiano Ronaldo Watch? Please. This is Super Mario we're talkin...